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This Friday Feb 11!!!!!

Come.. OR ELSE!! :)

-(,',) (,',) SHARINGAN!!!

OPEN MIC 2005
-What is it: A night to showcase your talent...
-When is it: Saturday, February 26th, 2005
-Where is it: Green Pastures Community Church
-What time does it start:  6:30 pm!!!

this is another open mic that is going to be held a gpcc and not vkcpc, so lets make this one big and have great fellowship

another joke of the week =]

The Preacher Golfs

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he got, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do. The urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant and told him that he was sick and could not attend church. Then he packed up the car, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.

An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he's doing." God nodded in agreement.

The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung, and the ball sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A perfect hole-in-one. The preacher was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him."

God smiled. "Think about it -- who can he tell?"

-hoj

hey guys
    we have decided to cancel the poker night. sorry for any inconvenience make sure you guys spread the word...NO POKER NIGHT!!!!!!!! sorry guys we'll have something even more fun planned! open mic night is still on next weekend so come prepared

   joe

joke of the week

The New Pastor

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back,  "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me. Revelation 3:20"  and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.

Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

-hoj

Hey everyone

As you know this week is the first week of the month so it will be praise an prayer night. So praise band meet up around 6ish, lets try to have a full band again. If you cant make sure u call sarah or me to make sure you arnt coming. Well thats about it.

a little somthin somthin for the day

The Sin of Lying

A pastor told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, i want you all to read Mark 17"

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the pastor asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.

Every hand went up.

The pastor gave a quick smile and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters...I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

-hoj